Here's my Womanifesto, I've just made it up. If you vote for me, I will do the following, I promise (and I haven't got my fingers crossed either). I will abolish nuclear weapons and spend the billions of pounds of money I save on the NHS and armed forces. I will renovate and rejuvenate the communities and the streets of boarded-up houses in the north-east of England and beyond before I build new houses and shopping centres in the south-east. I will bring back council housing. And National Rail. I will bring in lower fares on every kind of public transport. I will encourage more people to use public transport and stop using their cars. I will make journeys by car of less than 5 miles illegal, unless you are old or disabled. I will send you to jail if I catch you using your mobile phone while driving. And I'll slap you too. I will give free University education to everyone, as a right, and encourage more mature students to apply. I will open up access to educ...
