Discover my Cosy Crimes & Historical Sagas

Discover my Cosy Crimes & Historical Sagas

Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

The day they took me for 60


San Francisco Sea Fret 
or

The Day They Took Me For 60


The girl in the picture
With long, dark hair
Stares at the camera
In a pre-digital age
San Francisco sea-fret
On Christmas Eve
Pebbles and shingles
Tide and the bay
She's homesick for friendship
Wants her mum's hug 
and the family tree

The woman at the counter
With hair going grey
and thinning 
Stares at the pharmacist
Who assumes she's prehistoric
Her heart aches for friendship
Misses her mum's hug
A branch snapped 




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Monday, June 18, 2018

Forget-me-not blues

A list of nots to do
A stream of words to keep quiet
A lifetime to never discuss
Half circle
Without heart or mind
Half squared that edges away
Until
Boxed in and silent
And biting, biting the words


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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Poem: Gash

A gash of cherry lipstick
The tightest, shortest skirt
Heels, blouse
Hair teased and tangled into unnatural curls
Blood oozes out
Scarlet drops fall
Pink flesh rips
The blade travels down his arm
Unaware, unknowing of who he really wants to be

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Thursday, April 06, 2017

Poetry - Here comes the bride

Each week I enter the Let's Twist competition in The Spectator. I've never won and I never will and that's not false modesty, I know I'm not literary enough. But each entry I send in, although it doesn't win or get published, sits on my computer wanting its day in the sun.  Now is the time for my little poems to shine.

The Spectator brief was:  You are invited to submit a poem of 16 lines in which the lines begin with the letters of the alphabet from A to P. 

Here comes the bride
by Glenda Young

All of the people
Behind me today
Came to see me get married and
Dad give me away
Even the vicar said my
Frock was rather nice
Groom didn’t mention it as
He was miffed about the price
I was almost ready to say ‘I do ‘
Just as mt pregnant bridesmaid fainted
‘Keep calm!’ I said
‘Let’s carry on’, but the wedding day was tainted
My husband cared for fallen maid
Now giving her the kiss of her life
‘Oh!’ cried the vicar, looking on. “I
Pronounce those two husband and wife’

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Poetry - Thick neck and tattoos

Each week I enter the Let's Twist competition in The Spectator. I've never won and I never will and that's not false modesty, I know I'm not literary enough. But each entry I send in, although it doesn't win or get published, sits on my computer wanting its day in the sun.  Now is the time for my little poems to shine.

The Spectator brief was: The Rime of the Wedding Guest

Thick neck and tattoos
by Glenda Young

She’s far too good for him, they say
And I think they may be right
He’s got tattoos, a very thick neck, an unflattering overbite
But I’ll smile when they exchange their vows and rings
I’ll giggle when she throws her bouquet
My Chanel suit will shine on the wedding photographs
Of my son’s wedding day

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Poetry - The Donald Trump protest song

Each week I enter the Let's Twist competition in The Spectator. I've never won and I never will and that's not false modesty, I know I'm not literary enough. But each entry I send in, although it doesn't win or get published, sits on my computer wanting its day in the sun.  Now is the time for my little poems to shine.

The Spectator brief was: You are invited to supply a protest song for Donald Trump’s detractors.

Reasons to be Fearful (World War 3)by Glenda Young

Why don't you get back into bed
Why don't you get back into bed

Mike Pence, Building a fence
Ban him, Twitter! He lies
Fake News, Dodgy Views
Coiffured Hair and Panda Eyes

Pandering to Putin, From the Lip Shootin’
Hacking emails to Hilary
Huffing, Puffing, He’s a down and dirty rough ‘un
And he’s gonna cause World War Three

Why don't you get back into bed
Why don't you get back into bed

Reasons to be Fearful (Part 3)
1 2 3


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Poetry - Sunday Dinner

Each week I enter the Let's Twist competition in The Spectator. I've never won and I never will and that's not false modesty, I know I'm not literary enough. But each entry I send in, although it doesn't win or get published, sits on my computer wanting its day in the sun.  Now is the time for my little poems to shine.

The Spectator brief was: You are invited to submit a poem about a deadly foodstuff.

Sunday Dinner
by Glenda Young

If the chicken doesn’t poison you
Then the roast potatoes will
And beside your Yorkshire puddings
Lurks the killer kale 
Leafy greens and artichoke
Sunday dinner?
What a joke


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Poetry - Sea Sick

Each week I enter the Let's Twist competition in The Spectator. I've never won and I never will and that's not false modesty, I know I'm not literary enough. But each entry I send in, although it doesn't win or get published, sits on my computer wanting its day in the sun.  Now is the time for my little poems to shine.

The Spectator brief was: You are invited to recast John Masefield’s ‘Sea Fever’ in light of the news that the poet suffered from acute sea sickness.

See the Chemist
By Glenda Young

I must go down to the chemist again, to the pharmacist counter, quick
And all I ask is a packet of pills to stop me feeling sick
As the mouth hurls and the head heaves and the legs are shaking,
And a green pallor to the face, with a multicoloured yawn breaking.

I must go down to the chemist again, for the fluids in my ear
Are calling loud and calling clear; I retch, but I can not hear
And all I ask is my vestibular system be still instead of flying
As the dizziness spirals, my stomach turns and it makes me feel like dying

I must go down to the chemist again, for a fragrant handkerchief
To breathe into and out of deeply, and dispel this sickness grief
And all I ask is my network of nerves and fluids to be steady
And then, perhaps, I’ll go out in the boat, if and when I’m ready.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Sheer poetry

Our local Indian restaurant does a monthly poetry and poppadoms night, both of which are crisp, fresh and tasty. The winner this week of the Poppadom of Power Poetry Trophy was Abe Benson. Now then, I've never put YouTubes on my blog before. I've always thought it was a sleazy, easy, lazy way to blog but Abe Gibson deserves a wider audience. Click and enjoy Abe's poem: Nancy and Riva.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Poetry spot

When there's someone in cyberspace
Trying to take your place
You type tomatoes

And so do they
Following in your footsteps
Wearing your cyber shoes
Copying what you do
It's creepy and quite scary
But kind of flattering too


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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A challenge to Stephen Fry

Having just written something about Stephen Fry reminded me that he and I have history, oh yes. He once emailed me a poem in response to one I emailed to him.

Now then, this was over a decade ago - but I am now laying down a challange to Mr Stephen Fry. If he reads this (as if... but hey, you never know) and can remember the poem that he comprised to rhyme with my first name (that's the real one, not the Flaming Nora one) then I'll donate £50 to a charity of his choice.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

An ode to Pam Ayres

In today's Guardian - that'll be Wednesday March 14 - it said it was Pam Ayres' 60th birthday, so I thought I'd write another of me poems like this one and this one.

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me blog
It got lost in the mist and the fog
I've emailed me host
That I can't get in to post
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me blog

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Ballad of the Londoner


On the tube this week, I read one of the Poems on the Underground stuck on a poster in the carriage. It was called Ballad of the Londoner by Flecker and you can read it here. It was good, it was old but it wasn’t relevant any more. So I thought I’d put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard) and write one myself. It’s called:

Ballad of the Londoner (2007), With Apologies to the Flecker Fella.

In the Piccadilly Line carriage
Where I’m sat
I can’t tell if that woman is just fat
Or heavily pregnant and in need of my seat
For which I’d happily stand
To my destination
Final station
As long as I don’t get
Mugged or bombed
Or make eye contact with anyone

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Poetry from spam

Spam, spam, email spam. It all goes into a special filter which I check occasionally, just to make sure the latest Popbitch news hasn’t gone in there by mistake. So, I was checking to retrieve Popbitch from the spam and realised there’s something quite poetic about spam email titles. I thought I’d take the titles, exactly as they were and turn them into a poem. The title and the poem are all from spam, exactly as they arrived. Nothing has been changed. It’s called…

Three Steps to the Software You Need at the Prices You Want

Play Online Casino
Quicky Birds here
Have you liked writing yet?
Re: ?

She will love you more than any other guy
Time is unfair
Fast secure Easy
Re: ?

Jacob & Co. Watches
Generic medications the only way it goes
Re: ?
Fwd: deal
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