Flaming Nora

To Sadler's Wells last night for a special theatre treat to see the Matthew Bourne production of Cinderella, set in World War 2. It was fabulolus. I have seen all of Matthew Bourne's New Adventures productions now and it's hard to say which is my favourite - although I have seen the all-male Swan Lake three times and The Car Man, twice!   Anyway, back to Cinderella and the best part of a wonderful show, for me, was dancer Michela Meazza who plays Sybil the Stepmother. She was superb and the whole show is terrific.

If you're sitting there watching the news about swine flu and feeling quite smug that you're a normal, healthy person who won't fall foul of the flu and even if you did, would shrug it off with a day or two in bed, think again. Last summer when swine flu made its first rounds, I was a normal, healthy person who thought I'd never fall foul of the flu and even if I did, would shrug it off with a day or two in bed.  And then I got the flu. I had two and a half weeks off work, most of it spent in bed with a temperature and a fever. When I finally felt well enough to back to work after the course of Tamiflu, I was there for four days before I had to go off on sick leave again for a further two weeks.  Holidays to Spain that we'd looked forward to for months had to be cancelled. When I did return to work, I was useless, tired, spent. Fortunately, we have a very good Occupational Health office where I work and they put me on a phased return over five weeks, which hel...

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here. This week the update's in a state of shock. Will Rita's hair ever be the same again?

I'm done, finished, spent. My Christmas shopping is in the bag, done and dusted, ready to be wrapped.  So why am I planning a whole day at the shops tomorrow? To buy some goodies for me, me, me. Because I'm worth it. And it's Christmas, and if I turn up at me mam's in me old jeans and jumper yet again, she'll have summat to say.

When I'm feeling happy I hum. And at the moment, I'm humming a lot. I like humming, me. Problem is, I don't realise I'm doing it most of the time. So it either gets on people's nerves and/or they think I'm odd.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here. This week the update comes with a bit of crash, bang, whallop.

The Christmas tree's now up and the lights are on.  Can't wait for the next two weeks to fly past, then I'll have a full two weeks off work, spending most of that time up north with my family and my fella's family too.  It's what not just Christmas, but life, is all about.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. Even though we haven't yet put the tree  or the decorations up, I'm almost, just almost, starting to get that tingly feeling that suggests Christmas is on its way. It's either that, or wind..

Thank you. Today was just what I needed. Mwah.

No, not B&Q, It's P&Q I'm craving.   Peace and Quiet. Me Time. Call it what you will. I want to be alone. You know, just for a bit.

Our sponsored walk last Sunday for Cancer Research UK has been featured in The Sunderland Echo.  I'm in that picture on the far right, hidden behind a lime green hat! Click on the image to enlarge it so you can read it.

Clearly we did something right last time the teenagers came to stay because they're coming back again, in two week's time.  And this time they're bringing a friend. Yes, we've got my niece, her boyfriend and her mate, all teenagers, journeying to that London on the big train to go to see a band I've never heard of. And then they intend to splash their cash at one of the tackiest tourist spots in London that I'd avoid at all cost. Right, that's me done. I'm off to stock up on bottles of blue alcopops and Pringles for their visit.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here. This week the update wonders where Schmeichel   has gone.

With thanks to everyone who reads this blog and donated money to Cancer Research via my Just Giving page for taking part in the sponsored walk on Sunday November 28th.  The original plan was to walk 6.5 miles along the coast from Sunderland to South Shields but due to heavy snow, this was changed. Instead, we walked 24 laps around the Royalty Theatre in Sunderland which made up the 6.5 miles. Community radio station Spark FM broadcast live from the walk and listeners rang in to sponsor us to do various laps in the style of: singing and dancing, holding hands and walking sideways, singing YMCA and one lap was done by two men dressed up as pantomime dames. The lovely Paul in the Royalty Theatre kitchen kept spirits up with home made leek and potato soup at lunchtime in between laps and almost £5,000 was raised for Cancer Research UK. A further £1,200 was raised by my niece Claire Young for the Teenage Cancer Trust from funds raised at two charity variety nights by the youth theatre...

This is my niece Claire and her boyfriend Matty in a picture taken earlier this year before Claire's cancer diagnosis. If you haven't already sponsored me for the walk I'm doing this coming weekend, please do so here .  And if you still need convincing to part with a small amount of cash to help raise funds for Cancer Research UK, read this and dig deep.   That article in The Sunderland Echo (Monday 22 November) also got its own comment column in the paper, below:

After weeks of anticipation, went to the Town and Country at Kentish Town last night. I know it's now called the HMV Forum and not Town and Country but I don't like all this rebranding rubbish and I'm in a bad mood.  Why? Because last night at Kentish Town I went to see a band I admire only to walk out at the end bitterly disappointed and giving the gig  a rating of Second Worst Gig of my Life. The band was UB40, a reggae-pop band I've grown up with and loved, but have never seen live before. They were celebrating the 30 year anniversary of their first album Signing Off , relevant now more than ever with half of the public sector workforce looking set to be Signing On at some time over the next few years. Lead singer Ali Campbell had been replaced by his brother Duncan and that was expected, so no disappointment there. He sang well, looked good. So why am I complaining?  The gig was a lot less than full so the atmosphere was lacking and the sound was appalling....

You know when you're having one of those days when you just can't seem to rise above everything going wrong around you? Well, today's one of those days. It's Thursday and I'm having The Wrong Trousers kind of a day. First, I get up this morning to have the life sucked out of my world by the beige-ness that is Richard Madeley on the radio - playing the beig-ness that is James Blunt.  Then, I have to ring my bank who I've been with for years and have had great service from only to get Mrs Grumpy Call-Centre Woman. It's the first time ever I've had a bad experience with the bank and I took it rather personally to be honest. But actually, what's really cheesed me off today is that I received an email from Google News saying they've dropped the Coronation Street Blog from their Google news feed for various reasons - all of them invalid.  I've replied, of course, giving examples of how we fill their criteria at every point. Whether it'll...

WE LOVE HER AND WANT HER TO BE BETTER.  NOW! Having my niece well again would not just make my day, it would make my life. It would make the life of everyone in our family.  Until then, sponsor me for her charity walk .

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here. This week the update's a bit upset as it's just waved goodbye to Jack Duckworth.

It's been rainy, windy, sleety and cold. It's also been a Monday. All those things added together makes for a very grumpy me. The weather was so bad that I didn't want to go  out of the building at lunchtime but needed to stock up on womanly products (chocolate, hair lacquer, the usual stuff). So with my scarf tightly wrapped and my umbrella up, out I plodded to the shops, And do you know, even though it was rainy, windy, sleety and cold, it was invigorating too. And I came back to the office with a runny, ruddy red nose.

I'm off on my holidays in a few days' time.

If I only knew why I was tired all the time, I'd do something about it.

I'm doing a 6.5 mile sponsored walk at the end of November, to raise funds for Cancer Research UK. Please sponsor me. Go on, you know you want to. Here's my online sponsor form .

I'm making a list, I'm checking it twice. I know which of my relations have been naughty or nice but by heavens, I'm in no mood for Christmas just yet. Mind you, yesterday I bought my first Chrimbo present. And now I feel dirty for succumbing to the commercialism. Bah humbug, etc. I love Christmas, I just hate the expense, the shopping, the chocolates you don't want, the CDs you won't play, the books you won't read, the socks you'll never wear, the bubble bath that will bring you out in a rash, the money that gets wasted each and every year. But I love the family time, the food, the cold, snowy days with nothing to do but snuggle up by the fire, eat chocolates, crack nuts and watch old films on TV. I love the tree and all the tinsel bling. I love the two weeks off work. I just hate that it costs so much bleeding money and want to suggest a cap of a tenner on all our family gifts but they'll all call me Scrooge, I just know.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here . This week the update comes with a mystery bouquet.

Went for a long walk today as it's been a beautiful autumn day. Took time out to stretch legs and clear head, and take this photograph too.

There are some superstitions I have no truck with. For instance, I will: Put an umbrella up indoors. Pass on the stairs. Use the number 13 with ease. Walk under a ladder. Not worry if I break a mirror. Not be bothered by how many magpies I see. But oddly, I won't: Put shoes on a table because you know, it's bad luck. And I always knock on wood, just in case. And crossing my fingers when I want something to happen (or not) very much, is just something I do, right?

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here This week the update comes with Jack Duckworth's last hot pot.  

I'm off work, again with another bad cold, again. I hate to harp on but I'm really fed up. Since having flu and being ill for months afterwards with the post-viral nastiness it left me with in September last year , I've been looking after myself really well, scared witless in case if happened again. In addition to eating loads of fresh veg and fruit, which I do anyway, I've been taking multi-vits and a heavy dose of Vit C every single day for over a year. And for what? I'm here, sitting on the sofa for the fourth day in a row, feeling guilty as hell because I'm not at work but worst of all, feeling snotty and crappy with fluey black eyes and a runny red nose.

My brother has started a blog. While I'm the writer in the family, our Chris has always been the more theatrical type. Ignore the spelling and grammatical mistakes, it's the thought that counts. He's my little brother but I don't half look up to him. His blog is here and just in case there's any doubt and you're not sure what it's about, it's called Secret Diary of a Gay Dad.

Corrie things are usually blogged over at the Coronation Street blog , but this one's personal so I'm putting it on here too.  I highly recommend  ITV's Official 50th anniversary Coronation Street magazine. Particularly pages 42, 57, 65 and 88 which have been written by yours truly.  The mag's available for £2.50 in all good newsagents.

Sunday night at Shepherd's Bush Empire for the tribute Concert for Kirsty MacColl. It's been 10 years since she was killed, and still, no justice. The concert was held on Sunday 10th October, on what would have been Kirsty MacColl's 50th birthday, hence 10.10.10.10.  A wonderful night with performances of some of Kirsty's greatest hits from artists like Billy Bragg, Alison Moyet, Kim Wilde, Amy MacDonald and many more. Hosted by Phil Jupitus, the concert was recorded for radio but there'll be more than a little bit of editing to be done but I do hope they keep in Phil's comments about Simon Cowell. Sadly, somehow I don't think they will. Anway, remind yourself, if you need reminding, of what the x-factor really is .

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here . This week the update's alright, John?

This was me yesterday when I thought our house sale was still going through. This is me today when we lost our second house buyer in 9 months. This is me after writing this blog post, drowning my sorrows. .

You, reading this, probably don't know my niece.  Chances are, you don't even know me.  But that doesn't matter, really. What matters is that you're reading this and you haven't given up yet. Read on a bit further... and I'll tell you that my teenage niece is doing something rather special and I'm asking you to support her by sponsoring her to raise money for Cancer Research UK.  Click here. Go on, you know you want to.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here . This week the update comes with Gypsy Creams.

Earlier this year I blogged about posh people on the train getting away without paying their fares. They were too busy googling price comparison websites for passenger jets. Yes, really. Since then, it's happened once more. And today it happened again. Travelling on the same train journey with the same train company, it's clear that Grand Central is getting a reputation as the posh person's bendy bus.  All they think they have to do is turn up, take a seat, and ignore the ticket collector when he comes round.  Well not today.  There were six of them and all were rumbled and thrown off at York. And when I say 'rumbled' I do of course mean reported to the ticket collector.  Come on, Grand Central, get your act together.

If this groovy knitted spacesuit is your kinda outfit, you'll love the retro and vintage knitting patterns I've just put on ebay. Have a look at them all here.

Ok London, I'm ready to move on. We've had nine wonderful years together and it's been good while it lasted but I've been feeling unsettled for a long time, as you know. I want more. I want to see other people, family, friends. It's not you, it's me. Just let me go, please.

I've been writing Coronation Street weekly updates since 1995 and this week's Coronation Street update has just gone live here . This week the update comes with limp wrists.

If I had a fairy godmother and I could make three wishes, all three wishes would be the very same. I want the girl in the poncho to be well again. Nothing else matters.

1. Piccadilly Line. It runs from the end of my street to central London in 20 minutes flat. 2. Docklands Light Railway. Who hasn’t sat at the front of the train pretending to be the driver? 3. Jubilee Line extension. Shiny stations. Lots of silver. Non-claustrophic platforms. 4. The tube map. Much like myself, it’s iconic, easy to understand and lovely to look at. 5. It’s quick and reliable. Well, usually, and more often than not. 6. The heavy, metallic clang at Wood Green station on a morning. That clang can only ever mean one thing – it’s an empty train pulling out of the sidings and into the station. What joy. 7. Baker Street station. It’s like being in a 1930s detective film set. 8. The guard at Russell Square station. He’s always smiled and said hello to me, almost every morning for the last 9 years. But I will never forgive the policeman who, on the day the Piccadilly line reopened after the July 7 2005 bombing, urged all of us nervous commuters to "give a big smile, big smi...

The very first gig I went ever went to was on January 5th 1980 and I was 15 years old. My friend from school and I were both huge Blondie fans and our parents allowed us to travel the 10 miles on the train to Newcastle City Hall all by ourselves - although my dad insisted on meeting us on the way home. I'm going to share a bit more about Blondie, Debbie Harry in particular, the spell she holds over women like me and the reason she made me want to be a writer. Something exciting and right hit the music scene, the pop charts, call it what you will, when I was 15. It was punk, ska, women musicians in bands without men. I probably first saw and heard Blondie on Top of the Pops, it must have been that show as it was the only one I'd heard of on TV at the time. I wasn't old enough or sassy enough to have heard of The Old Grey Whistle Test, or The Oxford Road Show but it didn't take me long to discover their appeal. Loving Blondie's music and the way that De...

Sadie the bra lady is a north-east legend. Her adverts in the local cinemas up north called her The Original Kwik-Fit Fitter and it's true. I’d been fitted only once in my life for a bra and it was by Sadie herself about eight years ago. She took me out of my sagging 36B cups and it was in a 34C that I left the shop, smiling and with my chest pointing in the right direction. Last week I decided to get fitted again and went to another of her shops in the north-east. I’d lost a bit of weight since the last time I was fitted and this time I was fitted up and kitted out by one of Sadie’s legion of women in two sexy, silky bras in a 32D. Apparently, an ill-fitting bra can cause neck and back ache, as well as causing your breasts to sag down to your knees. Sadie the bra lady once told me the only time she ever gets a tape measure out in one of her bra fitting shops is when she's measuring up to put new shelves on her wall. So, how has she managed to sell the perfect fit of bra to ...