Jo Brand

I've always been a huge fan of Jo Brand, always. And I've never been a fan of Britney Spears, never. You'll understand then why I'm disappointed Jo Brand's doing this, even if it is for that always hilarious and never naff, oh no, Comic Relief. I wonder if she had a choice?

Ho Ho How-do

The tree is up and the tinsel is draped.

One minute I'm not looking forward to Christmas and then the next... well, life has changed - heed my words here after this happened a few months ago - and it's full steam ahead for Christmas celebrations now with a smile on my face and a packet of crackers on the tree.

Oh yes, I'm all set. Let the celebrations begin.