Stotty cake

Just back from a weekend up north for fresh air and stotty. I saw a documentary on The Little Waster, comedian Bobby Thompson. My favourite joke of his goes like this:

"There waz a knock at the door last Wednesday mornin'. She says, 'This is Anne from Littlewoods', I says, 'God bless ya! I've won the trebble chance?' She says, "No, your wife's up for shoplifting."