But listen to me! Moaning on! The journey might have been too long for a day trip, but we travelled in 1970s-style British Rail carriages so it wasn't cramped. And it did pass some beautiful scenery, taking in a ride across the rail bridge of the Firth of Forth and the Tay Bridge too.
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
And then to Dundee - the city of jute, jam and journalism. Sadly the first 20 minutes were spent gaining my land-legs as I was feeling somewhat discombobulated after such a long journey on the train.
We knew we only had two hours to explore Dundee before the train left for the return journey. So it was straight to see the DC Thomson's comic character statues of Desperate Dan, his dog Dawg and Minnie the Minx.
The exhibition was called "What Presence! The Rock Photography of Harry Papadopoulos" and showcased photos of many of the 80s rock and pop stars I grew up listening to and loving. A lot of the photos were of Scottish bands, and I've had this tune by The Associates in my head ever since.
After a quick drink in a nice poky pub, it was time to board the train back home, but not before a mandatory look around the visitor centre beside the train station where Dundee cake was bought. Also bought was a slice of Ma Broon's butter tablet, as I'd never had it before (it tastes just like fudge) and a bottle of Scottish real-ale called The March of the Penguins, to tie in with the exhibit of the RSS Discovery which was the ship that the Captain Scott sailed to the Antarctic in. I didn't know that. I found out a lot about Dundee that day. It's quite a decent place.
And so back to the train for a four hour journey home. Was it a good day out? Undoubtedly. Would I travel five and a half hours to get there again? Not by choice, my knees are still sore.
So there you have it, Dundee in a nut shell. It was only a two hour visit but I came away with a smile and a desire to visit it again to see more.
View my Dundee photos on flickr.
See also: A day out in Glasgow
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